mhyin:

werecakes:

mhyin-mahar:

… okay for the a second I thought the smoldering elf in the back was fondling the dude.

Hard to keep a straight face under that kind of “pressure”.

borgcast:

rectumofglory:

Guide to the Races of Star Trek

i cant brEATHE seND heLP broodinghunx paramaline mizufae

bless u neilcicierega for existing and creating the highest caliber of internet comedy out there time and time again, my sense of humour is forever indebted to you.

Episcopalians! :D

pussykraken:

i made my own character expression meme today

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

nonbinaryjarvis:

still i see your face and wonder… were you once an outcast too?

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

image

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

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